Monthly Archives: October 2015

Jack o’ the Pumpkin, etc.

We kind of don’t really do Halloween in this country. “All Hallows Eve: when the worlds of the living and the dead collide!” etc..

Maybe it’s just a bit silly for Australians. Maybe it’s because when white settlement happened in Australia, they sent us a bunch of dissenters, heretics, atheists and other dirty troublemakers who didn’t believe in saints. I don’t know. I did see a few dressed-up people wandering around Brisbane last night – ‘Day of the Dead’-style face paint seems to be the cozzie of choice this year.

In any case, these days, Halloween seems more about candy and costumes than communing with the dead. But the real reason we wear scary masks and carve faces into pumpkins? To keep angry ghosts at bay. It’s a ritual designed to keep the dead where they belong. We’re quick, they’re dead, and they want what we’ve got.

The old Irish tale of Jack of the Lantern – as in, Jack o’ Lantern, the face in the pumpkin? – tells that cunning Jack, a thief and a conman, tricked the Devil into promising not to take Jack’s soul at his death. But then Jack dies, and he’s too sinful to go to Heaven.

So Jack has nowhere to go. And now he’s endlessly wandering the earth, looking for the place where lost souls go, lighting his way with an ember from the flames of Hell that will never, ever go out. A gift from the Devil, who thinks Jack’s fate a fine joke, thanks very much, and that’ll teach you to mess with me.

It’s the old cautionary tale of the curse of immortality. Plucky Jack learned the oldest lesson in the book: cheat death at your peril. Walking the earth forever, finding no resting place, denied not only life, but the peace of dying… it’s a fate worse than death.

In paranormal romance, we LOVE this. We can’t resist a lost soul. Our immortal vampires are outsiders, stuck forever in time while the world rushes on by. Fallen angels, too, cast out from heaven, cursed to walk the earth in that eternal in-between place, neither damned nor saved. Demons, who can never be good, no matter how hard they want to.

It’s a heartbreaking, desperately romantic notion. But what I love most about cursed-to-walk-the-earth stories? The cursee has a choice. You can give up, and wallow in your own misery for eternity. Or you can get up, find a purpose, and get on with it, even if it seems hopeless.

That’s what’s cool about Jack of the Lantern – he doesn’t give up. He doesn’t curl up in a beanbag and cry into his beer. He picks up his lantern, and walks on, looking for the place where lost souls go. Because one day, just maybe, he’ll find it.

Because raging against the darkness is better than flickering out. You’ll never cheat fate if you don’t try—and isn’t that what the Devil’s counting on?

So for this year’s Halloween, while we’re celebrating another year in the land of the living, let’s light a pumpkin for plucky Jack, who walks on, no matter what. You might be seeing him soon, bwahahar…

MOVIES: Macbeth (2015)

macbethDirector: Justin Kurzel
Starring: Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Sean Harris
Verdict: a dark, compelling and watchable film. Understated, with grim, forbidding imagery and tension that builds.

Why isn’t there more cinematic Macbeth? Actors seem to be falling over themselves to do Hamlet – sorry, dudes, but Branagh did it and thereby was it done – and you can paper the walls with all the unnecessary versions of Romeo and Juliet – again, sorry, but Luhrmann said all there was to say and then some.

But the Scottish Play gets neglected. The last version I can remember was Geoffrey Wright’s violent Aussie gangland homage, with Sam Worthington in the title role. I really liked it, but it wasn’t a serious movie, right? (Basically it was Underbelly: Macbeth, for those who watch Australian TV. Subtitled ‘Mr. Worthington has great hair’.)

Maybe it’s because Macbeth himself is such an unpleasant character, who makes such bad decisions, and he’s difficult to make sympathetic. He’s damaged, but he’s single-mindedly bloodthirsty, too. And I guess you’d need to have a particular physicality to carry him off.

Enter this movie – with its depiction of Macbeth as a war-hardened general – and Mr. Fassbender, who achieves all those things with aplomb and presence. His is an understated performance, full of suppressed rage and confusion. The few times he lets any other emotion fly, it’s a genuine shock and hits the harder for it.

Ms. Cotillard is a terrific real-world Lady Macbeth, not a caricature or a simple femme fatale. And Sean Harris – who’s a fine actor, even if he’ll always be Micheletto to me – typically chews your nerves and makes you stare as Macduff.

The only slightly false note for me was the strange treatment of the banquet scene with Banquo’s ghost. It was oddly surreal and clashed with the rest of the movie, somehow. But only a minor bump. The ultimate fire-and-brimstone duel – the culmination of Macbeth’s descent into hell – is spectacular and like nothing I’ve seen before.

A good movie. Oh, and it has Bamburgh Castle in it, which is near where I used to live in the UK! The mid-to-north of the British Isles has a special quality of light and this film captured it beautifully.

IMDB listing
Telegraph review

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This keep was built by the 1st Earl of Northumberland in the 14th century. This guy was a crony of the eventual Henry IV (at least for a while; this earl was a master turncoat) so a lot of this castle-building business in Northumberland was basically a dick-measuring contest between the earl and John of Gaunt, who’d put up his own castles around the area and needed to be put in his place.